It had been awaited for a long time and today, the world can finally claim victory: No, not Barack Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize, but IJustMadeLove.com launched. Finally, I can tell the entire world where I just had sex. It was the one thing that was still missing from the list of mankind’s most important achievements. Apart from some initial start-up problems (server overloads, since too many people were making love), this service will surely revolutionize the world as we know it.
Of course, I immediately realized that there are two major problems still standing in the way of the ultimate social networking nirvana:
- I cannot “brand” the person I just made love with. Hey, did I gather all my Facebook contacts and Twitter followers over the last decade only to not being allowed to show off my latest conquest? Without me being able to claim my sex partner, world order is still at risk!
- Where is the iPhone app? Seriously, if I’m done with the deed in the middle of nowhere, all I want to do is to hit a button on my iPhone to tell the world before rolling over for my well-deserved nap.
But I’m sure the developers will fix that soon. And then we can focus on what’s really important: A live-ticker of our actually love-making rather than just a thumbs up or down afterwards…
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